me and jessie are excited as can be! well, when i say that. lady higgins does not have a date to the ball so she's staying home and eating her troubles instead. (invites welcome, low standards, 07890549337 - ask for lady jessminda of persia)
anyway. we know how GODDAMN hard it can be when your MOTHER FUCKING dress and then your MOTHER FUCKING shoes both go out of stock in quick succession but, never fear, your fairy gokmother is here.
lol.
anyway. so. the fact of the matter is. we've put together some emergency outfits for anyone who might have this unfortunate and extremely fucking stressful ordeal to put up with. we are here to ease your burden and possibly take a whack at it as we say here in wales (its welsh rhyming slang for get into yo panties)
so. roll em up outfit number one is specially designed for your local chav or common whore.
this is a fake tan thats been brought out by the drinks company Tango, a kind of play on the fact that when people are dead orange cruel passers by such as my dear boyfriend say 'someone's been tangoed'. i think it looks well sexy but i think you can have too much of a good thing? so i personally like to patch apply it ie only in key regions such as my armpits and minge.
these earrings are sexy and can double as swings for tiny men! LOLOLOLOLOL PMSL LOLTTPM (lol to the pepsi max. something you wouldn't understand if you've not been to blackpool lol reppin ma hoome toon!!)
this hair style suits everyone even men which is why i've put it on here.
this dress is eye catching and classy and goes with orange really well.
and if you're preggers, this is the one!!
and those are the instant classic shoes from karen millen.
and that's the look! come back tomorrow for your next sexy installment!
love bridiexxx
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