omg you guys. no time to waste. i have just had THE most amazing day with a capital A for amazing. omg. i was at this christening lol and all the babies were in these white gowns.. they were more than i could ever have hoped they would be. i was dreamily gazing at their beauty when out of the corner of my eye i saw the most amazing guy. not only did he look JUST like my crush of the month Paul E Normous the gorg wrestler, he also seemed to be pretty keen on me! so the combination of those babies making me broody, those gorg gowns and the mr. normous look-a-like.. made me think of WEDDING DRESSES. so guess what i did.. i waltzed over and said to that sexy beast.. 'give me your number or i'll break your legs' cos i guessed that was the kind of thing that paul would like being a wrestler and everything, and he was like 'woah woah pretty lady why dont you sit on my lap and we can negotiate this in a civil way?' and at first i thought paul was testing me and i had to punch him in the face or something, but then i realised that he wasn't actually paul, his name was Sakhinbar and he wanted me in his lap. so i did and guess what i found out.. he IS A WRESTLER OMG. so after we got removed by the priests for fucking in the aisles, i was like, so when are we getting married then? and he was like, how about wednesday? and i said that wouldn't work because i had an appointment with a tree surgeon and he said he had a very important domino match on thursday but then i kicked him in the face and was like thats not good enough cancel it you pathetic bitch and so he has and its thursday ALL ARE INVITED WOOHOO!!!!!
xxxxxxxxx BRIDIE xxxxxxxxxxxxx
the lovely sakhinbar :')
to see him wrestling in action
^ check him outtttt!
also, you guys thoughts on this wedding dress?
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